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Podcasts Wednesday 1 July 2009

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The honeymoon is over! But it sure took our breath away. After spending en entire day getting silly making and watching Capital Z and McG cartoons on the YouTubes (check out the after-show for more), we sit down and open the silly spigot yet again. This episode has a very short marriage, a hazed student getting back at the hazers two presidents later, and as usual, another swipe at wizard rock and webkinz. We are thiiiiis close to tearing up Comiskey Park for Wrock Demolition Night. Oh, Alex.
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Podcasts Friday 26 June 2009

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We’re pouring out two ounces in this episode, one for Farrah Fawcett and another for Michael Jackson, wondering how the new King of Pop will be crowned. In the Michael Jackson vein, we have stories about Americans using plastic surgery to improve their job prospects and a man who mistreats the children in his neighborhood. Don’t stop till you get enough.
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Podcasts Thursday 25 June 2009

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This special milestone episode features a special McG retrospective courtesy of Mike Boudet from ErotoToys.com. We move on to our question of the week from the Big Mouths Podcast, a new undergarment for men that no one will buy, and a job offer to make a dog disappear, and a call on the Danger Line: get ready for your little cyborg beer-pouring buddy. Why do soccer fans blow horns non-stop during matches? We wonder in the after-show outtakes. The children seem to not like this.
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Podcasts Sunday 21 June 2009

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Clip Show IV: A New Hope. These are outtakes and clips taken out of other shows, as if we actually edit them. These outtakes are about the 1979 basketball movie that gives this episode its title, a Chicago toolbox who rents his Ferrari for minutes at a time, and clips from our recent wizard rock furor, including an original song by 26 (which is after the outro music, making it an outtake of an outtake). Capital Z also explains to McG who Nick Starr is.
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Podcasts Friday 19 June 2009

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Some automation is so unnecessary that Rube Goldberg himself would do a facepalm if he were able to witness it. This month, the Japanese lay Pancake Robot on us, and we speculate as to how else to repurpose it to justify spending whatever amount that you would have spent on it. We field some tough calls on the Danger Line and wonder how we might dress up chickens. Close out your spring with some radiation from your stereo.
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Podcasts Tuesday 16 June 2009

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If you like the drink in your hand now, imagine how awesome it would taste if you drove two states away to get it - two huge states away. Man’s best friend bogarts his master’s stash - wait, strike that. He just found it in the woods. He was also holding it for a friend. Also, as much as we try to get away from the Potter talk, the drama starts up again with a blogger that piles on Capital Z and McG. Johnny Depp is probably more convincing as a gangster than as a chocolatier.
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Podcasts Tuesday 9 June 2009

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We are wrapping up our Harry Potter/wizard rock tour, and it might be a little different than you expected. Just when you thought it was impossible to make getting a driver’s license less fun, the Virginia DMV has found a way. We have some extremely mild pranksters getting the book thrown at them and McG’s decades-long quest to solve the Rubik’s Cube (after the outro music). You are going to stick it to the man after this one.
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Podcasts Friday 5 June 2009

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The Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Webkins has finally gotten on the case cleaning up crooked daycare centers. The real mystery is: how did the price of moonshine shoot up to 3 dollars an ounce? I guess if you are under the influence of white lightning, any price sounds reasonable. Our question of the week comes from Hotcakes! this time, and we catch up on overdue shoutouts. Stay tuned to the very end to avoid a permanent time out.
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Podcasts Tuesday 2 June 2009

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What’s more fun than buying an old funeral home and finding a few bonus corpses? Well that would be pushing someone off a bridge. No, wait! It would be having your shirt confiscated by the Texas Rangers. Be sure to check out the outtakes after the outro music, as Capital Z and McG thoughtfully compose their comment for their favorite wizard rock podcast on Podcast Alley. You’ll be saying wow every time.
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Podcasts Wednesday 27 May 2009

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Think of anything nowadays and you can likely turn it into a spa treatment and charge big money for it. Another awesome racket is parking tickets, which are like a bad disease you can’t get rid of and only get worse. We overanalyze a song about talking your way out of parking tickets. We bet you never even knew that it was about that. Shoutouts on the Danger Line wrap this mother up. Hey hey hey!