There are some amazing things that you could do if The Force were real, like multitasking and messing with people’s heads. Bedwise, most Jedi types would get up to something super-tantric, if they weren’t too occupied looking at Jawa porn. It would be a lot like Scott Baio in “Zapped!” Or maybe a little more like the nobody who played the lead character in the direct-to-video, low-budget waste of hydrocarbons known as “Zapped Again!” In this episode, we drop the ill flayvah of Fred Skretta, rap’s newest great white hope. Unless you are pinned under your dead spouse, there is no excuse for missing this one.
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May
Episode 62: Oh No You Di’int
Published in PodcastsThis episode is a grab-bag of silliness, or a potpourri if you will. A smorgasbord even. Capital Z discusses his decision to switch to the Amero, even though it does not yet exist. We’ve got baby throwing, text messaging at the airport and cinco de mayo. McG’s traditions for the holiday are a bit unorthodox, but as long as it involves waltz-tempo accordian music then it is in bounds. Whether we are fired up or not is up to you. Just press the play button.
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Apr
Episode 61: C-Bag
Published in PodcastsCan you smell what Barack is cooking? This episode sort of serves as a guide as to how throw up gang signs and look like you know what you are doing, and also how to pose like Bruce Lee. It is unfortunate, therefore, that there is no picture. For reference, just know that we are talking about the velvet Bruce Lee, a far superior alternative to the velvet Elvis. Help us figure out if hip-hop stars like Jay-Z could make medical supplies seem cool, without having them blurred out when they get shown on MTV.
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Apr
Episode 60: The Institute Of Boner
Published in PodcastsFor the umpteenth time, we open up the special pint-sized version of the Stereo Radiation Book of Fictitious World Records to check and see if we can do the most insanely stupid thing possible for no other reason that the possible reward of having our name appear in a book memorializing how insanely stupid we actually were. We have overly detailed dollhouses, caged brides and whorehouse-traipsing co-eds. Ninety-nine percent of the time, this show is a happy, fun atmosphere. The rest of the time, McG is busy knocking things over like a pirate.
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Apr
Episode 59: On Ice
Published in PodcastsIf all the world were a touring ice show, this episode would be the zamboni.Learn whether Capital Z and McG gave more money to buy Girl Scout Cookies, or to Idol Gives Back. If American Idol had more caramel and toasted coconut, perhaps we could have been inspired to reach for our wallets rather than the remotes. We also have a Badass of the Week segment, featuring a speed-addicted centenarian and a walking version of the Microsoft Office paper clip. The Human Spell Checker would have tons of fun in a hip-hop record convention, but his pace is far more laid back.
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Apr
Episode 58: Color Me Goodd
Published in PodcastsThere are 2 billion dollars to be made in the nerd industry. Men can get pregnant. The New Kids On The Block can reunite. The lesson in all this is: where there’s a Chris Crocker, there’s a way. From a stop in Japan for some classical Asian weirdness, we parade through 80’s boy-band nostalgia. The inevitable question arises: was music good then got terrible, or was it always terrible. If your high school prom theme was “I’ll Be Loving You Forever” then this episode might be too much for you to handle, particularly if dancing too closely at your prom resulted in a beatdown by a chaperone.
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Apr
Episode 57: Monkey Sale!
Published in PodcastsIn this very special episode, Capital Z debuts his homebrew ale, and puts it head-to-head against Budweiser and Clamato in a taste test. Set to the latest Tay Zonday joint, this is an instant classic. Along the way, we have good news about Schlitz and bad news for Absolut vodka. Cap it off with a heartwarming story about a woman who thinks inviting a poo-throwing, wall-climbing, mess-making animal into her house is an acceptable substitute for children, for that crisp clean taste that says, “podcasting.”
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Apr
Episode 56: Nutraloaf
Published in PodcastsPunishing feces-flinging prisoners by serving an unappetizing saltless loaf made of vegetables and bread is so highly contrversial, you could wind up getting hauled into Food Court. Elsewhere in our kitchen corner, we debate the existence of seeded raisins and the tastiness of rattlesnake-infused wodka: Delicious, or Super-Delicious? In this episode, we discover that the market value of a flying car is roughly equivalent to that of the standard hybrid: $32,000. It should be pointed out that these are normal American Dollars we are talking about, and not Bimbo Dollars. This many Bimbo Dollars plus 75 cents will get you a copy of USA Today.
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Apr
Episode 55: Jet Of Blood
Published in PodcastsThere are many reasons to go to the theater. Elaborate musicals, engaging dramas, simulated blood. Well, that last part applies only if you are in South Korea. In this episode, be treated to tales from the theater, be it abusing handicapped senior citizens, crazy pre-planted shills and of course, the lowest form of theater known to man: karaoke. If you take nothing away from this podcast, be well prepared to know when you are in a faux sports bar. Do not tune out early, as the show breaks new ground in podcasting: magic tricks. Embarrassing or hilarious? The choice is yours.
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Mar
Episode 54: Kalamazoo Squares
Published in PodcastsReminder: Shout-Out Trivia, call-in trivia game show, gets underway in April, check it out Sundays at 11:00 pm Eastern.
Live from Lavigneistan, it’s Stereo Radiation. In this episode, we dive into the seedy world of online auctions, how to skirt the rules on eBay, how people have to dress up their product in order to stand out, and how to make ordinary household objects into highly sought-after collector’s items. Finally, we look into the latest Spencer Tunick project, which brings us yet another installment of micronudity…but macrofun.
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