Once upon a time, people searched for a way to get rid of their money in the quickest way possible with nothing to show for it. Then they invented Las Vegas, and lo, it was decided that not only could you unload excess cash in a hurry, but you could drink yourself silly for free while doing it. Brilliant. This episode brings you dumb burglars, drugged pizza, and as usual, fake backward Beatles. Also, if you haven’t voted for the Badass of the Week, you are in essence begging for mockery and derision by your fellow human beings.
Episode 33: Papa Jane
December 21st, 2007 § 0
Episode 32: Natural Male Enhancement
December 14th, 2007 § 0
Most of the listeners will agree that this is a firmer, longer-lasting and easier to achieve episode. That’s what we say, and if you want to believe it, it will probably be the case. Or maybe it won’t be, in which case your money will be refunded with a smile. This episode also has a story about shocking photographs that are offensive, but actually showing them would serve no purpose. And we also learn that if you are popular, you have free license to go shocking the hell out of people. People just expect that.
Episode 31: Less Rock, More Talk
December 11th, 2007 § 0
After a week off, Capital Z and McG storm back onto the scene. We taste-test Cherry Chocolate soda pop to see if Tay Zonday made a good decision to sell out his vision. We’ve got crazy British people, all locked in toilets and pretending to be dead and what not. We try hard to remember the title of a good Sylvester Stallone film, but that’s like trying to divide by zero. Even though neither of us won the Heisman Trophy, we take sick comfort in the fact that none of the bowl-bound NCAA athletes have a regular podcast.
Episode 30: Spare Parts For Big Wheels
December 4th, 2007 § 0
Capital Z fights hard to make this episode a reality. Between fits of coughing and the non-stop mockery from McG, enough useable material sprang forth to put together a whole episode. But it had to be done, what with the whole milestone thirtieth episode and all. Really, it’s as inspiring as an after-school special. We ponder how pornographic actors might fare as astronauts, muse over whether the Green Machine was really all that compared with the everyday big wheel, and write a different, more compelling ending for Evel Knievel’s life.