Can you smell what Barack is cooking? This episode sort of serves as a guide as to how throw up gang signs and look like you know what you are doing, and also how to pose like Bruce Lee. It is unfortunate, therefore, that there is no picture. For reference, just know that we are talking about the velvet Bruce Lee, a far superior alternative to the velvet Elvis. Help us figure out if hip-hop stars like Jay-Z could make medical supplies seem cool, without having them blurred out when they get shown on MTV.
Episode 61: C-Bag
April 29th, 2008 § 0
Episode 60: The Institute Of Boner
April 22nd, 2008 § 0
For the umpteenth time, we open up the special pint-sized version of the Stereo Radiation Book of Fictitious World Records to check and see if we can do the most insanely stupid thing possible for no other reason that the possible reward of having our name appear in a book memorializing how insanely stupid we actually were. We have overly detailed dollhouses, caged brides and whorehouse-traipsing co-eds. Ninety-nine percent of the time, this show is a happy, fun atmosphere. The rest of the time, McG is busy knocking things over like a pirate.
Episode 59: On Ice
April 18th, 2008 § 0
If all the world were a touring ice show, this episode would be the zamboni.Learn whether Capital Z and McG gave more money to buy Girl Scout Cookies, or to Idol Gives Back. If American Idol had more caramel and toasted coconut, perhaps we could have been inspired to reach for our wallets rather than the remotes. We also have a Badass of the Week segment, featuring a speed-addicted centenarian and a walking version of the Microsoft Office paper clip. The Human Spell Checker would have tons of fun in a hip-hop record convention, but his pace is far more laid back.
Episode 58: Color Me Goodd
April 15th, 2008 § 0
There are 2 billion dollars to be made in the nerd industry. Men can get pregnant. The New Kids On The Block can reunite. The lesson in all this is: where there’s a Chris Crocker, there’s a way. From a stop in Japan for some classical Asian weirdness, we parade through 80′s boy-band nostalgia. The inevitable question arises: was music good then got terrible, or was it always terrible. If your high school prom theme was “I’ll Be Loving You Forever” then this episode might be too much for you to handle, particularly if dancing too closely at your prom resulted in a beatdown by a chaperone.
Episode 57: Monkey Sale!
April 11th, 2008 § 0
In this very special episode, Capital Z debuts his homebrew ale, and puts it head-to-head against Budweiser and Clamato in a taste test. Set to the latest Tay Zonday joint, this is an instant classic. Along the way, we have good news about Schlitz and bad news for Absolut vodka. Cap it off with a heartwarming story about a woman who thinks inviting a poo-throwing, wall-climbing, mess-making animal into her house is an acceptable substitute for children, for that crisp clean taste that says, “podcasting.”
Episode 56: Nutraloaf
April 4th, 2008 § 0
Punishing feces-flinging prisoners by serving an unappetizing saltless loaf made of vegetables and bread is so highly contrversial, you could wind up getting hauled into Food Court. Elsewhere in our kitchen corner, we debate the existence of seeded raisins and the tastiness of rattlesnake-infused wodka: Delicious, or Super-Delicious? In this episode, we discover that the market value of a flying car is roughly equivalent to that of the standard hybrid: $32,000. It should be pointed out that these are normal American Dollars we are talking about, and not Bimbo Dollars. This many Bimbo Dollars plus 75 cents will get you a copy of USA Today.
Episode 55: Jet Of Blood
April 1st, 2008 § 0
There are many reasons to go to the theater. Elaborate musicals, engaging dramas, simulated blood. Well, that last part applies only if you are in South Korea. In this episode, be treated to tales from the theater, be it abusing handicapped senior citizens, crazy pre-planted shills and of course, the lowest form of theater known to man: karaoke. If you take nothing away from this podcast, be well prepared to know when you are in a faux sports bar. Do not tune out early, as the show breaks new ground in podcasting: magic tricks. Embarrassing or hilarious? The choice is yours.