fast food question.. involving ketchup

[iFold]

When you get a takeout order from a fast food place like McD's or something.. what percentage of the ketchup packets you get in the bag do you use in the manner intended by Hienz versus thrown out with the burger wrappers or stuck in the butter section of the fridge?

[ErotoToys]

33%

[Capital Z]

Approaching 100%, and here's why.

If I am eating in the car whilst driving, i can't be dipping. Taco sauce... this is another issue entirely because you squirt and eat. I am not a kind of guy who squeezzes the packet of ketchup all over the fries. Call me an ABBA-listening, Esperanto-speaking fruitcake, but that's an awful mess. Especially in a new car.

[ErotoToys]

You're a ABBA-listening, Esperanto-speaking fruitcake

[ErotoToys]

Question.  How many of your circle of friends actually uses the "Duck Sauce" packets included with your chinese food?  How many of them actually believe the sauce is made from ducks?

[iFold]

Duck Sauce is fowl. When it comes to avian endorsed condiments, I'm cock₁sure in my trust of Red Rooster hot sauce.

₁http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/1/1e/Sriracha_hot_chili_sauce.jpg

(I wanted to make the picture appear as a link on 'cock' but this board doesn't make that easy)

[Capital Z]

MMMMMMMM duck sauce.

[ErotoToys]

Speaking of foul sauces...

[ErotoToys]

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